in 46 easy steps:
1. Ask your boyfriend
2. Feel silly when he says it's fine and reminds you that you don't need his permission to invite someone over
3. Confirm he will both be home and help
4. Tell your oldest little sister your plan
5. Spend the time you meant to spend with her learning math instead pouring over recipes
6. Scream at your littlest sister to get out because you're studying when she comes over to see what's going on
7. Consider wearing something special and after throwing your entire wardrobe on the bed and crying, then going through your sister's clothes, decide to wear what makes you comfortable
8. Laugh at the irony that what you're wearing is what made Becca talk to you in the first place
9. Get over yourself
10. Go to school and panic when you don't see Becca
11. Worry all through your class that she's out today and whether you can invite her tomorrow for Friday or if maybe she decided she hates you and dropped all the classes you share so she never has to see you again
12. Go to your next class
13. Have your ponytail pulled by Becca who tells you she was late because she couldn't figure out what to wear
14. Get laughed at for saying you had the same problem
15. Make lots of Simon Cowell jokes about him always wearing black and how his boobs are bigger than yours
16. Get a dirty look from professor for laughing too loudly
17. Invite Becca and her boyfriend over Friday for dinner
18. Remember at the last minute not to stare in shock at how easy it was when she is enthusiastic and asks what time
19. Call Josh at the end of class to tell him they're definitely coming
20. While on the phone with your boyfriend, realize you are now outrageously hungry since you didn't eat breakfast due to being too nervous
21. Blow almost $10 buying food at school
1 comment:
Right. Easy cheesy ;)
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