Good parties are really good

Josh and I shared a joint on the way there last night and when we arrived, we split up. I couldn't find anyone I knew, so I walked around looking at each guy to see if he was hotter than Josh. If he was, I talked to him to see if he was smarter or funnier or nicer. Nobody was. We left after about three hours and wandered around the village for a while before going into a Dunkin Donuts. Where we sat around eating munchkins and talking until my throat hurt and the sun was an hour away from coming up.

I could marry him ...

Took a cab home, and the driver looked over at us and said, "It's like the walk of shame except you're still together and it's a ride of shame not a walk." Got home, fell into bed, slept for four hours, then got up and worked all day. So much fun.