Josh's friend invited him out to meet at a bar last night. The guy had been dumped and wanted Josh to like, be miserable with him. I guess they had fun - Josh came home totally wrecked around 2am. When he kissed me Josh tasted bad, and he kind of fell against me. So um, not that I didn't know this, but drunks are not attractive.
In the middle of the night Josh slapped me in the face while he was asleep. Not fun. This morning I told Josh if he ever does that again, drunk or not, I will kick him in the balls. Today when I got home from tutoring, Josh had bought me flowers and he wrote me a funny apology poem, so I forgave him. But I'll still kick him in the balls if he does it again.
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Reminds me of the friend from Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (have you watched that one?) Babysitting a drunk (or anyone on acid/drugs) is NO fun.
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