Things I Learned Today

1. It's fucking HARD to entertain a little kid who's used to swimming for three hours a day when it's raining.

2. Going outside to play in the rain with water guns is fun for any age.

3. When you have a job, you can only be friends with other people who have a job. Because your friends who don't have a job won't take it as seriously as you do, and will get pissed when you don't want to let them inside the house, causing a big fight. By the way, fuck you Stefania.

4. Even though it's funny to be called both a prude AND a slut in the same moment, it's still sleazy to be hit on by pimps, even when (or maybe especially when) you know them.

5. You will never win with a pimp. Everyone to him will always be a slut or a prude (or apparently, both).

6. Saying you have a boyfriend when a pimp propositions you is meaningless.

7. Talking about Adventureland makes you want to go back.

8. It makes people feel good to know when you miss spending time with them.

9. When you work for two people and need a favor, always ask the one who likes you best.

What I Taught Nora Today:

1. It's okay to play in the rain.

2. Floaties are for pussies.

3. How to fold your pizza.

4. How to play War.