Sitting on the floor doing homework, Hector sits down next to me.
So. Wearing a skirt today, huh?
Yeah.
(Running his hand up my leg.) Smmoooooooth.
Thanks Carlos. Now stop feeling up my thigh.
Sooooo... how are you and Josh?
Good, how are you and Lyssa?
Yeah we're tight. So how long have you been going out? Like a long time, right?
Well, we broke up in the middle for a while, but yeah.
Mmmm hmmm. And are you upset?
No. About what?
That his name isn't Jeremy.
No, I'm fine with his name being Josh.
You should be like Rachel on Friends, and make everyone call him Josh-u-a.
I'll consider it.
You really should.
Thanks for the tip, I will.
Maybe you could even be on a break.
That was with Ross. Anyway if we were on a break, I wouldn't be calling him anything.
Whatever. Consider it. What are you giving him for Christmas?
Umm... he's jewish. I gave him two things for his iPod and he had asked me to cook him something so I did that too.
That's it?
Yeah. Money was tight.
That's what sexual favors are for.
I thought that went without saying.
No, that's the most important part to say.
My bad, consider it said.
Say it.
Uhhh .... I gave Josh sexual favors for hanukah?
(Slaps my leg hard.) Yeah ya did!
Okay then.
See ya, Sam.
The entire time this conversation was taking place, Hector was playing with his hat, looking through my bag, and flirting with other random girls walking by.
2 comments:
what a creep!!!
Hi Sam, I've been lurking for the past couple days - Vixen turned me on to your blog. There's some very compelling stuff on here and I really hope you keep writing!
As far as Hector, he's not worth the time it took you to talk to him!
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