How cool would it be if I were really rich and famous and like went to all these fancy restaurants and gallery openings and cocktail hours and stuff, and instead of writing "I ate a turkey sandwich standing in Wendy's kitchen while Nora napped" I could write, "While at the Whitney, I shared creme brulee with Ryan Seacrest, who was fresh from an interview with everyone's favorite teenage whore, Miley Cyrus."
Breakfast - half a toasted bagel with peanut butter, plum
Lunch - salad
Dinner - mac & cheese, celery and carrot sticks
I'm hungry.
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