Why Is This Your Race?

Dear Person reading my blog from United Cable Company of Florida,

I was just looking at my stats and you and the person from Time Warner are neck and neck, and have been for quite some time. But this Time Warner kid seems to be taking the lead lately. Figured you might like to know since you look at my blog more often than anyone else in the world. Including me. I don't really understand why you two are racing each other, and why my blog is where you choose to race. There are tons of things I don't understand though, so we'll just add this one to the list.

Thank you for reading my blog by the way. I've never been to Florida. Word on the street is there are pink buildings in Miami - I think that'd be fun to see. While I'm there it would be great to hit up Seaworld (I heart dolphins) and Key West (I heart gays too). My boobs aren't big enough yet to get me into Miami, but maybe when I'm older.

Don't forget to reapply your sunscreen,
Sam