Apparently when fancy people come back from exotic vacations, it is a stressful transition. Said fancypants boy was not able to explain to me what exactly is stressful about coming home, as if it was so obvious that it needs no explanation for anyone. But this is why Fancypants Boy is in a fancy hotel as of right now. Apparently you have to ease through the transition of returning back to regular life.
It is because I am dating Fancypants Boy that I am in a fancy hotel right now. It is so fancy that I felt under-dressed wearing a dress. Fancypants Boy swears I can wear whatever I want. Three hotel workers have already smiled at me and called me "miss" and two asked if I needed any help. Fancypants Boy also swears it's okay to take the little shampoos and soaps home. Right now, at this very moment, he is on the phone with room service ordering us ice cream sundaes. That they will bring to the room just like in the movies. Tomorrow we are going swimming in a hotel pool.
My sisters are home alone. They are coming over in the morning for breakfast and swimming. Holy. shit.
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Two words: ENJOY YOURSELF!
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