During the afternoon Jackie called to invite me out drinking after work. I ran to meet up with her and we spent the next five hours flirting to get free drinks from married business men and laughing. Stumbling home my face hurt from laughing so much.
When I got there, my sisters were already in bed, and Josh did not seem happy. I of course, was in a great mood, and couldn't understand why Josh wasn't too. Eventually it came out that he'd waited for dinner for me and was hungry-grumpy.
So. Making crepes when you're drunk is not possible without waking up a sister or two and burning yourself and dropping food on the floor. Also? Plum crepes? Not so much.
When I got there, my sisters were already in bed, and Josh did not seem happy. I of course, was in a great mood, and couldn't understand why Josh wasn't too. Eventually it came out that he'd waited for dinner for me and was hungry-grumpy.
So. Making crepes when you're drunk is not possible without waking up a sister or two and burning yourself and dropping food on the floor. Also? Plum crepes? Not so much.
2 comments:
Plum? Gah! Triple gah! Valiant effort, though!
Hi, Sam. Glad you made it home safe. I have to admit I was a little surprised at how many people rushed to give you advice on your relationship with Josh, and were even pushy, but nobody commented on the fact that you're telling us a story of underage excess drinking (not touching any alcohol at all until 21 sounds silly, I don't know anyone who did that). It's your life of course, but I doubt the silence in the comment area is a sign of tacit approval.
Be safe,
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