Lucky!

Mommy,

When I got home today and got the mail, there was a magazine in that black plastic stuff. I thought it was Playboy and was accidentally put in the wrong mailbox, but when I looked at the label it had my name on it. So I opened it and it wasn't porn at all, but Lucky! The label said I have a subscription until the middle of 2008.

But I never signed up for a magazine. So I called the number in the masthead and the guy said a one-year subscription was already paid for. He said I should have gotten a letter saying somebody bought me a gift of a year's subscription before the magazine came but sometimes the magazines come first.

YAY! I got a present, I got a present!

When I got inside though, Aunt Elaine saw and she said no more magazines are coming into this house (thanks Alex!) and I had to go throw it out before coming in. I went back out and sat outside to read the whole thing first. I ripped out a page that lists all these cool products that aren't expensive and gave my magazine to a new crack whore. It's a funny magazine - all the clothes are over $200. Wait no, I saw one thing that was $85. I don't think the people who read Lucky are the same people buying off the clearance racks at Old Navy and Target like me.

I'm going to ask Josh if I can keep them at his house when the next one comes. I want to be able to look at them over and over.

This is so awesome. I am so happy.

Love,
Sam

P.S. I took a nap after work today and slept so hard that I am going to be up way late tonight.