Overheard In My World

Tourist Guy: Do you think that's a girl or a woman?
Tourist Girl: ummm....
Local: That's a dude.

Alex: Hello?
Girl In Her Grade: Hi, what are you doing?
Alex: Watching tv. What are you doing?
GIHG: Playing Polly Pockets. Want to come over tomorrow to play?
Alex: Dolls?
GIHG: Yeah
Alex: Umm .... I think I'm busy.

Freshman Boy: Want to see me do a trick with this breadstick?
Juniors get up and walk away: No.

Clueless and Perky Mom: What's that?
Druggie Friend: A scale
Clueless and Perky Mom: Oh! I haven't seen that before. Is it new?
Druggie Friend: Been here three years.
Clueless and Perky Mom: What do you use it for?
Druggie Friend: Weighing shit. Duh.
Clueless and Perky Mom: Oh! ...
Druggie Friend: Okay, bye bye now.

Dani: Then what?
Friend: Then he peed in my mouth!
Dani: Ew! Are you sure?
Friend: Well yeah, I mean I was there.
Dani: Yeah but ... I mean, maybe it wasn't pee?
Friend: What else would it be?
Dani: Okay if you're really saying that then I don't know how to have this conversation with you.
Friend: What?
Dani: Seriously?