Ahhh, Family Moments

Moment #1.
American Idol was on and Alex watched with Aunt Elaine. The only way to bond with her is to watch whatever she wants to watch. There was a girl auditioning in a bikini. Alex said, "Why is she wearing that?" Aunt Elaine told her "Because she can." Way to give an 11 year old a good self image, thanks so much.

Moment #2.
After school I had work. Then dinner and homework. I have a headache and when I finished washing dishes and went to leave the kitchen I got dizzy. When Aunt Elaine saw me standing there she asked why. Told her I have a headache. Her loving response? "You better not be getting sick, it's been bad enough with them."

Moment #3.
Since we moved in I can't remember Aunt Elaine EVER cooking for us. She must have, right? Fifth grade. But I can't think of anything she ever cooked. She used to go food shopping. Our first fight was when I made a food shopping list and wrote which brands we ate, instead of just the types of food. She used to prepare little things like sandwiches for herself. I remember cutting up fruit for fruit salad and Aunt Elaine telling me to watch my fingers, and Danielle saying the knife was bigger than my face and us laughing.

Tonight Danielle made dinner. She just made salads with chicken in them. Left one wrapped in the refrigerator for me. Aunt Elaine complained about it. Said she doesn't want Dani making dinners if this is what she's going to try to pass off as a meal. IT'S MORE THAN YOU DO, YOU LAZY BITCH!