Thursday, March 15, 2012

An hour and a half

Okay not really that long but like definitely 45 minutes is how long this is going to take to write and then fix all the typos. Ihave PAINKILLERS. Painkillers are the new weed. It seriously feels like my elbow is broken but nooooo for sure. That's just a horrible bruise. It hurts worse than the broken part of my arm. The whole thing throbs. Want a list of everything I can't do without help?
  • Put on my bra
  • Write
  • Wash dishes
  • Use a knife to cut my own food
Want a list of everything I can't do without it taking an outrageously long time?
  • Get dressed
  • Make breakfast
  • Dinner
  • Take a shower and wash my hair
  •  Sleep
  • Unlock the door
  • Take anything out of my bag, use it, and put it back while walking
Icuuldn't wash my hair at all so just took a shower and let my sister wash it for me in the sink. We are watching this weird show about real estate in the city. These people are so obsessed with themselves. They are all joking Iam so mellow from the painkillers this is the time to gt me to agree to anything. Rut roh.


Lil'Sis said...

What the heck did you do? Sorry it's broke, hope you feel better soon and can stop taking the painkillers:)

Anonymous said...

Sam, so sorry you got hurt. Wishing you a speedy recovery.