Mama,
Somebody better get me a boxspring, and quickly, so I can just hide my money under my mattress. Fuck banks - it's way too complicated. I have gone into two so far and they ask me four hundred questions when all I want is an answer to "I am fifteen. Will you let me open a bank account with you and put money into it and maybe sometimes take a little of it back out again?" But no.
These retarded bank people with their fake smiles and fake flowers try to talk to me about all this other shit that makes my head spin like interest and checking accounts and tell me to come back with a parent and force me to say I don't have one and it all goes downhill from there.
Remember, fuck banks. Happy payday.
Love,
Sam
2 comments:
Hey Sam, Try Chase.com - They have a program for an account for HS students between 15-17 years old.
I am in finance and work for a couple of the banks that suck... Chase is where I keep my money too.... They are a bank like all the others but they do have programs for young people.
I recommend you check out commerce as well. I have a friend who is a branch manager at on on Long Island.
let me know how you make out.
I worked for Chase for 8 years in management.
Has it really changed that much or do people just suck?
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