Tuesday, April 22, 2014


Brittany is thinking of going back with the reformed crack-user boyfriend with gout. I am employing the earbuds method of ignoring because who can listen to this shit hour after hour?

I told Josh all about it, and he leaned back in his chair, smiled at me and said, "They all sound terrible for each other. I'll take that blowjob now..."

Danielle is going to Italy for the summer. When she told us, my heart sank. I don't know how her moving out some day is going to be alright if this is the reaction to just three months. Josh told me to put in for vacation this week, and if I do it he'll take me to visit in Italy.

On Wednesday we are having a fire family over for dinner. I don't know what to make, and Alex suggested going back to basics with spaghetti and meatballs, but that's so eh. I already told work there's a doctor's appointment and have to leave early. When I look in my head at the list of recipes and meals nothing seems appealing. Maybe letting Alex make the dinner herself is the way to deal. All I want is to make something that will go with apple hand pies. When I announced this, Josh asked "Wouldn't that be like planning an outfit all around a pair of shoes?" The three of us looked at him and in unison said, "What's wrong with that?" Poor, poor Josh.


Anonymous said...

Does Danielle still want to be a doctor? Is she almost done with college?

Karen said...

Apple pie goes with....a light dinner of some cauliflower cheese soup and big salad?

Anonymous said...

glad it sounds like things are (likely slowly) getting better with your sisters.